Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. Vote on the winner at http://searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo.
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LYRICS
Google:
Your new system hasnt gotten many users
They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers
Step to me - Ill wrestle you blue
My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog"
Well connected - i got crazy links
S-E-O just means what google thinks
Smart people, they wanna work for me
That's why I jack you for your employees
Gmails got females - on fire like foxes
i'm six gigs deep, up in their inboxes
Search market share: 4% you
68 me. this battle rap is through
MSN:
You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks
He bought Youtube, the search still sucks
Your icon's a joke - it's just a doodle
Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle
Youre net apps - they're slow- they dont work,
nobody uses them, they go for the search
I own your platform, I own IE,
I own all degrees of the game, 3-60
You steal my people? heres the stor-y
I buy Facebook and jack your employees
You might have users, but they'll soon be leavin ya
cuz your search results say search Wikipedia
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